Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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My dad is a doctorEvery day after work I'd ask him how many lives he'd saved. Doctoring was where its at I thought.
So, I trained to be a doctor, and now I am a consultant. The moment Patsy Fucking Hewitt got her incompetent mitts on the NHS was the day I stopped wanting to be a doctor.
I am now doing some serious background research into whether there is a career to be had in wanking a lot.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 14:31,
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