Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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couch potato it is then..I know that from an early age I wanted to be steve austin, the $6M man. I was really upset when I discovered that a) he was male and b)steve was a character in a tv show (the $6M woman was shite). I then decided to become an astronaut only to discover that you need to be good at sport,maths & physics and not just know a lot of facts about planets and stars. It also didn't help getting beaten up in junior school for knowing more about space than the chavlets around me. ('milky way is an effin chocolate bar you spaz' (thwack)).
One of my brothers wanted to be a scotsman when he grew up (difficult as he was born in s wales. Must have been the kilt).
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pottybeaver is neither a potty nor a beaver, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 15:26,
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