Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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"The donors I've had contact with have been genuinely nice men."I am now doing some serious background research into whether there is a career to be had in wanking a lot.
Here you go!
Mind you, the rate of pay isn't very good:
"8. Compensation for Reasonable Expenses
A travelling allowance of $25 per donation is payable, however this is paid in two amounts:
a) Initially, $15 per donation is paid by cheque after every tenth donation, ie. after your first ten donations, you will receive a cheque for $150.
Semen must be stored for six months before use and a second set of blood tests is required six months after your tenth donation.
b) Subsequently you will receive $10 for every donation that has been in storage for that six month period."
Still, you don't usually get paid $25 every time you wank, not even every tenth shot.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 16:09, Reply)
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