Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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The Fall GuyJust remebered. I was watching this one evening with my mum and there were a load of Biker/Hell's Angel types in it "Cor" says me "That looks like a really cool life" "Oh no" says Mummmy Kite "They all have VD and Sores"
Nothing like a sweeping generalization eh mum ?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 16:31, Reply)
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