Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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bewitchedi was desperate to be a witch (like samantha in the tv show). i had the long hair, the cat, the green eyes, and after hours of practice could even do that mouth spell casting thing.
never worked and i never did become a witch. had to settle for being a lawyer and making my clients and opponents think i'm one.....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 10:40,
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