Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I wanted to be acomputer programmer since I was very young. During the later years of secondary school and a few years after, I was told by quite a few people, including the "careers advisor" that I had no chance!
Anyway, I can shove it back in their screwed up green faces, because I have been one for a few years now, and with no qualifications.
Bastards, the lot of them!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 13:37,
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