Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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flying freeEver since i was about 3 i wanted to be a pilot.
I loved the idea of swooping around in a jet, killing all the bad guys with my super fast lightning bullets.
There are a few reasons why i am not following that particular ambition:
1: I have just reached about 6 feet tall now and that is just a bit too much to be a pilot
2: I watched a program where Jeremy Clarkson went up in an F-16. He threw up about 5 times. I didnt want to be submitted to that kind of thing! I like eating and prefer it if the food stays where it ends up, IN ME!
so yeah another childhood dream squashed in an instant
(, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 17:23, Reply)
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