Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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PilotYeah, me too. Having watched Top Gun at an impressionable age I harbored a childhood ambition to snog Kelly McGillis, maintain a fearsome coiffeur and fly a multi-million dollar lump of aluminium and carbon fibre as my day job.
Unfortunately the only lump of aluminium and carbon fibre I'm able to get off the ground right now is my MTB upon which I manage to get a grand total of .00001 feet of air before landing front wheel first and saying "dude" a lot, much to the collective chagrin of the kids at the local jump park. The coiffeur is somewhat crinkly and Kelly McGillis is notable by her absence of late.
[edit] I also suffer from vertigo and a morbid fear of heights. Although I'm taller than the diminutive Tom Cruise, not being a stumpy shortarse means I prob won't fit into an F-14 Tomcat either. Meh.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 17:49, Reply)
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