Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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VetRaised on a farm, I thought I wanted to be a vet as a kid. That was before I volunteered for one summer at the local vet clinic. I'm not quite sure which event crushed that dream more: when they spayed a cat that turned out to have been pregnant enough you could make out the little babies, or when they replaced a cats hip. It was at the end of that summer that I realized I just didn't have the heart to do to them what, in most cases no doubt, needed to be done.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 23:53, Reply)
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