Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I wanted....to join the army air corps, so i could wear a cool blue beret and fly helicoptors.
I did all the tests and allt hat passed with flying colours. Failed the medical due to some tit of a doctor giving me some stuff that asthmatics have (and I can't remember how to spell it) a year previously (I'd had a REALLY bad cough and they gave me this stuff to try and help..it did help actually..at the time...shame it destroyed my dreams..)
Anyway, they saw this and said..'Ooo asthma. sorry son, off you go..'
This was the period of time where the army was having all the cuts etc so i guess they used any old excuse to not let too many new people in.
Pissed me right off and here I am 16 years later still doing shit jobs because i never did get another real ambiotion.
Sad thing is I'm still of an age where I could still join up, but the mrs would never stand for it :( probably a good thing, i'd end up getting posted to Iraq and getting shot knowing my luck..
-edit FAO greyhound, about the Knightmare thing..I too wanted to be on it, in fact me and a few friends did finally get invited to go, but I'd just had a birthday and was over the upper age limit by then, so instead my friends brother went in my place...and yes, they went out in like 5 minutes. n00bs
Length? you can keep it..along with the typos
(, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 4:37, Reply)
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