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HoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.

"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."

Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.

(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Hmm
Just remembered a few more of my ambitions
Counselor - as Friends always happened to bitch to be and I would always try to help, to genneral success
This failed when I realized that after a good month of complaining about not being able to get a girlfriend/wanting to kill themselves, I wanted to help with more than just their girl problems.
so out of fear I would become the Jack Kevorkian of Therapy, gave that one up.

-Mathematician - This one was purely because I have always been pretty fair at math, But I realized it became boring after one double period of the stuff back in High School.

-Inventor - (mentioned earlier yes) This idea came into my head by way of my dad. At the time (when I was about...10?) I truly believed that I had to know what I was going to be when I grew up right then and there. So I ask him, and he says that I'm deffinatly an inventor, Judging by the long and ridiculous hours I used to spend building with LEGOs. Followed this advice to the tee until about a month ago, as The entirety of my freshman year has been spent as a Mechanical Engineering Major in a fairly good school for the stuff. I realized I hated it though, I don't really like the sciences as much as I'd thought, And I was having a much better time in any class that didn't involve them.
So now I'm a Philosophy Major, who's considering transferring to New York University. The choice just became increasingly clear over freshman year, I mean, I real Philosophy textbooks and write my own responses, as well as some theories of my own, Purely for fun, And could easily do the same for school.
So now what do I want to be?
A Professor of Philosophy at any College (although preferably one in New York), What would I do? I teach undergrads, slapping them upside the head a few times. Drink with the Philosophy majors (extra credit if you can hold your liquor better than me), write books, and do research!

Length, yep, But existentially speaking, do any of us really have length?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 6:58, Reply)

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