Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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trampI always wanted to be a hobo or 'tramp' if you will.
Because they always seemed to be very musical and merry.
I didn't realise this was because they were always drunk to block out the horror of their predicaments!
So then I wanted to be a bus driver just like my Unstabledad. Only he got sacked for coming down the Horseshoe Pass on the way to Rhyl backwards due to black ice.
Now I just want to win the lotto.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 16:57, Reply)
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