Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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TeacherI used to want to be a teacher - I still do.
However, I see what all the chav/redneck children are like these days - And then I remember how purely evil children are/can be.
It's not for me - I'd get myself fired for leering at some 17 year old girl in some provacative outfit....
I just go to some scat club in Aberdeen and leer there instead.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 17:46, Reply)
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