Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I always wanted to be an artist, and now I am (sort of)But there was a phase of wanting to be the Queen. Turns out there's quite a waiting list for that.
Briefly I fancied being a vet, but it was the snakes put me off that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 18:59,
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