Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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mumNot me but my mum. I was once told by my dear mum, during one of those inevitable "what do you want to be when you grow up?" conversations when your 13, that her childhood ambition was to become a stripper! Forget about all the glamour (is this right?) that goes with taking off ones clothes for money these days, this was back in the the 50's when people rarely showed skin outside the bedroom. Don't know what made her change her mind but thankfully she became a library assistant.
Me, I had dreams of becoming a professional footballer and rock star rolled into one. Unfortunately, this rather predictably fell through due to a lack of talent in either direction. Now i'm an office monkey extraordrinaire. Yay for me!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 19:37, Reply)
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