Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Scat?I always wanted to be.... blah blah
Note that in the fens of Lincolnshire where I live - "Scat" generally means crappy.
To quote the dictionary Scat:"Perhaps from Greek skat-, skOr excrement: An animal fecal dropping"
Saying that I'm sure I could find someone to leer at in a Scat club - or just go mad listening to shit music....
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 8:26, Reply)
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