Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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SMSI'm an SMS consultant so I'm supposed to know my sh*t about SMS and the like.
So when someone who clearly aspires to be an SMS consultant cos he's been on the fucking course tells me that I'm wrong - I want to rip his little pin-head off his scrawny shoulders.
(Just to bring this on topic)
And then point out that really, no, you have no ability whatsoever and no chances of being an SMS consultant you half-wit.
Yes, I am angry today.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:08, Reply)
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