Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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My cousinWants to be an 'outsourced telephonist' so he call call me when I'm just putting the first forkful of food in my mouth and tell me "Halloo, my name be Regi-nald. Are you needing any mobile phone requirements?"
He has the mental age of a two year old.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:22, Reply)
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