Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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UmI'm not a glutton for pain, but I used to wonder what it'd feel like to touch a live wire in the house.
It tingles actually.
I did it by accident once and went "oo" - So I did the typical man-thing and touched it again "ooooo" - And once more just to double check "OoooooowwwwWWWW!!"
I held on the last time I did it.
Yes, it was stupid.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:35, Reply)
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