Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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When I was littleI always thought I'd end up killing myself. Not because I was particularly depressed, but because I wanted to have control over the circumstances of my own death. I was such a control freak I couldn't stand the idea of anybody else, be them other people or all-powerful deities, lording it over my own mortality.
Child psychologist? What child psychologist?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:07, Reply)
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