What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?
Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
Tomatoes
I used to believe that tomatoes were vegetables, then I got clever. Tomatoes are actually fruits.
Then I got wise, and stopped putting them in my fruit crumbles and flans.
Oh, and a strawberry isn't a berry.
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lordy lordy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:42,
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I also believe that peanuts and Coconuts aren't actually nuts
It's no wonder we have no idea what the fuck is in our food these days.
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Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:49,
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There's no such thing as a fish.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:52,
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Bananas are herbs.
They grow on trees that walk.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:58,
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Bananas are fruits (they have seeds inside, sterile but seeds)
The tree is technically a herb.
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Bamboo Steamer, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 22:41,
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If I slap you with a turbot,
will the universe implode?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:31,
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No, but your pants might.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:18,
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Promises,
promises.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:38,
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Whales are not fish...
...they are insects
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Spill, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:47,
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Aargh...
Racking my brains trying to remember who said that. Peter Cook?
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:21,
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