What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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Sleeping together and vibrating membersMy best guess at how the birds and bees thing worked was that the key was sleeping together. When you are asleep in a bed with a woman, the sperm comes out of your penis and sneaks across the bed and up the fanny and into the womb. So if you don't want a baby don't get into bed with a woman - or make sure you don't fall asleep.
I also had a friend who put his limited knowledge of the reproductive process together with the fact that women could use a vibrator for fun if no man was handy, and decided that a 'proper' hard-on must therefore vibrate. He reckoned his did. I got quite spooked for a while that my stiffies didn't.
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Prof. Piehead, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:57,
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Mine does(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:11, closed)
last I heard, he'd come out, so maybe that's why mine doesn't...
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Prof. Piehead, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:13,
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*points at the freak*Mine doesn't, but don't tell anyone.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:28,
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Mine's Spartacus(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:55, closed)
Mine doesYou might want to get that checked out, fella...
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