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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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I re-layed my dining-room floor a couple of years back. On the concrete, before the laminate went down, I wrote in big black marker letters, "HAVE YOU FOUND THE BODIES YET?"
I'm quite proud of that.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:00, 8 replies)

I'm 90% way through laying a wooden floor. I really can't tear it up and do that can I?
( , Fri 18 Sep 2009, 1:03, closed)

And just have the rough silhouette of a human body on the ground in a stain shape.
Muaha.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2009, 7:28, closed)

My mate is a carpenter. He routinely makes treasure maps with identifiable local landmarks on, and hides them in the fixtures and fittings of the houses he builds.
He's a loss to cartography.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2009, 7:40, closed)

I am gradually going round my house, and I am certain I will have to pull up some laminate. I would like to pinch your idea.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:49, closed)
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