Vomit Electricals
I once worked for an electrical retail company who I shall refer to as Vomit. It was an ok job and I got on with most of the people there but there was one person that I found utterly annoying, the main problem being that he reminded me of myself. We liked the same films, music and we both played the guitar. We should have become best friends but instead I found the way he would always try and talk to me about bands he knew I liked really annoying.

I started off by doing things like throwing his lunch away which he’d always leave in the fridge in the staffroom but as he annoyed me more my immature acts became bigger. One time he bought a new and rather expensive pair of trainers and after changing into his work shoes and leaving them in the changing rooms I super glued them to the ceiling. He was unable to tear them off and two years later the soles were still firmly stuck. Another time he rode his new bike in to work so I glued the lock, he had to walk home and leave it and by the next day both wheels and the saddle had been stolen.

This went on for the two years I worked there and just before I left for another job I removed his sandwich from the fridge and fucked it, I still remember watching him eat it that lunch time. Now I am hugely embarrassed by my actions and have run into the person in question a couple of times and have gone out of my way to stop and chat to him.... although he’s still fucking annoying and if I still worked with him I’m not sure I wouldn’t do the same again.

I have never had any trouble with any of my work colleagues since and have never once left my lunch in the fridge at work as I for one am very aware what might happen to it.
(Sub-Lingual Hates You, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:37, 9 replies)

I see what's happened here.
You've misread the question as 'When have you been a despicable cunt' haven't you?
(mark schmark, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:40, closed)

...
^This
( catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:52, closed)

^this
again.

You're clearly a twat.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 3:19, closed)

^^what they said^^
with an added WTF?!
(coffeespoons, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:52, closed)

that's not childish at all
That's just being a complete toss pot.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 2:25, closed)

concurred
What kind of cunt are you?
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:11, closed)

Congratulations!
You must be proud of being a grade A wanker.
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:28, closed)

Well I liked it.
"...I removed his sandwich from the fridge and fucked it."
The greatest nonchalant sentence I have ever read.
(Lord Of Lamb, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:59, closed)

Dirty
sandwich fucker.
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 5:58, closed)