Cerne Abbas Giant
Recently, my company has gone totally over the top about health & safety. As part of their ongoing drive to protect themselves from being sued protect their workers from harm, they decided that the walkways around the building needed lots of yellow men painted on them, so it would be quite plain to everyone where it was safe to walk.

One evening I took a marker pen to one of these figures and turned it into a (rather crudely drawn) Cerne Abbas Giant. Thus -



The next day, my boss went absolutely fucking mental. The term 'gross misconduct' was freely bandied about, and he spent most of the day studying the CCTV footage to see if he could catch the culprit.

However, I know where all the cameras are, and this figure is out of their range. I might be childish, but Im not stupid.
(Lionel Tiger, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 0:24, 12 replies)

Love it
thats a very close representation too ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 0:33, closed)

keep your fingers crossed
that no-one shows this site to your boss then!
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 0:49, closed)

Win!
I love it.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 3:50, closed)

this
is genius
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 6:06, closed)

thanks
I was rather proud of it!
(Lionel Tiger, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:37, closed)

This is amazing
And your boss is a twat.
(w0rmwood pearl, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:08, closed)

^ What they said!
I love the Cerne Abbas bloke, took my kids to see it when they were young, they both laughed so hard they got hiccups, and my son was nearly sick..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:14, closed)

lol
"and my son was nearly sick.."

Mental image of laughing/sick child combo made me chuckle
*click*
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 12:02, closed)

the best thing about the Cerne Abbas Giant...
is that it is now widely accepted that it is at most 400 years old - not some ancient celtic or saxon deity as previously thought

so basically a bunch of pissed up elizabethan peasants got cunted on mead and carved the fucker out of the turf, then when back to their nice little houses.

should be the cerne abb3tas giant
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 0:07, closed)

^^this!
Damn right it should!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 21:15, closed)

We should organise a b3ta outing up there
And everyone has to bring a tin of magenta paint
(Capo, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:58, closed)

fuck me that's a good idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:14, closed)