A few more
a: running up stairs using my hands as well as my feet.

b: If I go for a pee, instead of messing about with undoing zips etc, I've taken to pulling my trousers and pants down to my knees.

c: I had a bag of sweeties the other day and I offered Mrs SLVA one. As she put her hand into the bag, I squeezed the bottom of the bag so she couldn't get one.

d: I say sweeties. I also say wee, pump and willy instead of piss, fart and penis.

d: A few months ago, I gave my eldest a lift to college. Because our house is set back from the road and that it was raining, we both made a 30 yard dash for the car, at the end of which I did a mini long-jump action. His response was "I used to do that when I was five."
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:31, 4 replies)

a)
Yes!! For added effect try jumping up one stair at a time on all fours. Best if you can move from side to side slightly with each jump. This is in emulation of Panthro escaping up a hill from some sort of blast in an episode of Thundercats.

Also, regarding b), i sometimes work in an office near Wembley stadium. The other day a load of Scotland fans (football team, but country as well I assume) took to using the front garden as a latrine. In full view of a 9 storey office block. One of them actually did this.
( Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:37, closed)

YES!
Definitely still do answer A, its so much easier
(Jimmy Large Is huffing Jenkem on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:28, closed)

a) too
up is easy, you should try down (or shouldn't as I have recently found out!)
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:18, closed)

B is
known as 'school boying' I try it almost every time I take a public piss and know someone else in the toilet
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:50, closed)