my dad
has the mind of an 8 year old i swear, there are too many to list but here are my personal favourites.

some mornings he likes to pretend he's a marine and will run around our living room throwing himself behind
the chairs while making bomb noises and screaming
"GET DOOWNN!!!"
he does the same when he's on video call to his friend... though they pretend to shoot each other and hide
under the desk where the camera cant see them.

one day he got a new cordless drill, he was in the back room being unusually quiet. 10 minutes later
he burst through the door wearing a dust mask, holding the drill running around and making chainsaw noises.
when asked why: "its cause i'm that one in texas chainsaw massacre!"
yes dad of course you are dad

my dad is bald, and when i was 17 it was the first time i'd brought my boyfriend at the time to my house.
i walked through the door and he was wearing the dodgiest wig i've ever seen in my life and then spoke with a german accent.
i could have strangled him.

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(stitched, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 22:54, 6 replies)

This man
has style.
(MrTerrorbag kills the elderly to save the economy., Sun 20 Sep 2009, 2:50, closed)

Your dad sounds like a top bloke
*click*
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:28, closed)

Top Dad
The wig and accent combo did it for me...

*must remember this for my daughters first visit home with potential suitor*
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 10:59, closed)

Taking notes
For when my daughter brings home her first partner.

Your dad sounds like a great bloke, at least he's not emabrrassed you with pictures of you dressed as a giraffe or Tigger yet (I'm just waiting for those immortal words 'it's not fair' so I can break out the A3 printer and plaster those pics all over her school)
(ceeej, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 18:38, closed)

the wig and accent combo...
brilliant..

clicks
(BarryChuckle, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 10:59, closed)

heh
Classic!

Notes taken!
(TheProfessor For all your redbearded intellectual needs, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:11, closed)