I know I got this from here somewhere...
When driving and you spot some cows...
"Look! a flock of cows..."
"Herd of cows." someone will usually correct.
"Heard of cows? course I've heard of cows - look! there's a flock of them over there..."
Then giggle for the next mile or so...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:24, 8 replies)

I'm confused.
it is a flock of sheep. Not a herd. Why would anyone correct you*? do you normally drive round in a car full of half-witted idiots?


*I realise that you're saying you got this from here, so for "you" please read "whoever first wrote it"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:48, closed)

that would be djtrialprice
and it still makes me giggle to this day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:06, closed)

I think you're getting it wrong
This would make sense if you said a "flock of cows".
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:10, closed)

Doh!
Yes, I did mean cows - duly edits.

*hangs head in shame*
( snee held his breath since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:19, closed)

I like this!
and I'm going to use it on my kids as soon as I get some. It may become my "Dad joke"
( Weetobix, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:10, closed)

My favourite dad joke:
"What's brown and sticky?"
Kid's eyes go all big as they grin and shout "Poo!"
"Nope, it's a stick..."

Told my ex's youngest this - she went to school and told the teacher, teacher told the ex on parent evening - I got a slap.

Still funny as fuck though...

Yellow and invisible?
No bananas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.

I'm so immature - sitting here giggling as I type...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:16, closed)

another good one
is when you are making something with your kid and you ask them for a hammerphore.

'What's a hammerphore?'

'knocking in nails mate, now pass it over'
(mersault, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:28, closed)

I just blew snot out my nose...
Reading that...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:39, closed)