Office Christmas Parties IIIt's 10 years since we last asked for your office party woes. Help us celebrate by telling us of your most embarrassing office party moments.
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chthonic, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:55)
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I feel sorry for all of youwho have to work with cunts, and therefore would never consider socializing with them. The marine scientists I work with are fucking ace, and last nights Christmas party was once again awesome (getting up at 8 this morning to build a fence was not).
In my previous life, however, when I worked in medical research, one Christmas party stands out. I had my drink spiked by persons unknown (possibly one of the doctors who was gay). Luckily, having been exposed to MASSIVE DRUGS for many years, I realized something was wrong, ran away, broke down my front door and passed out on the bathroom floor, thus avoiding being arse-raped.
My girlfriend was not so sympathetic in the morning, insisting I go to B&Q and buy a new lock, and then fit it, which was achieved with the addition of a significant amount of vomit.
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 18:11,
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All gays are rapists, FACT(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 18:58,
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all gays are well hung. FACT(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:43,
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I don't see how vomit would have been any use in fitting a new lock.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:08,
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If we wait long enough, maybe Monty can tell us all about Chunky Lubrication's all too brief time in the reggae spotlight.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:29,
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I think it's time to stop waiting(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:30,
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some hardware stores are experimenting with alternative forms of currency(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:59,
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