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This is a question Office Christmas Parties II

It's 10 years since we last asked for your office party woes. Help us celebrate by telling us of your most embarrassing office party moments.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:55)
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I went to the office Christmas do, and I pulled a cracker,
if you know what I mean!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:30, 14 replies)
Do you mean you had sex with an attractive woman?!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:44, closed)
You got off with Frank Carson under the mistletoe?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 23 Dec 2014, 12:04, closed)
You wanked off a cocaine addict?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 12:21, closed)
No
Fucks me.

What did you do?


Wank off a parrot?
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 12:31, closed)
You sprained a testicle?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:30, closed)
You held one end of a wrapped cardboard tube with a small banger device, a toy, a joke, and a paper hat in it,
while someone pulled on the other end?
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:18, closed)
I'm too much of a gentleman to go into the details, but will say that
things went with a bang!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:27, closed)

So you bummed Robbie Coltrane?
(I helped save b3ta! Vambo, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:57, closed)
Do you mean you had sex with an attractive woman?!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 15:23, closed)
A damp squib in a semi-rigid tube went "phut" when you pulled the end?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 23 Dec 2014, 23:37, closed)
Is this some jive talk?

(McChinaman banned, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 17:01, closed)
Thank you, my yellow friend.
Yes, OP: we prefer the term milk-people these days.
(SlantedScience, Fri 26 Dec 2014, 2:07, closed)
...and that Jacobs box will never be the same again.
I'll warrant.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 17:11, closed)
They're creamed crackers now.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Dec 2014, 18:26, closed)

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