I spent last Christmas with my stone cold fox of a wife and our daughter, drinking tinnies beside the 44000 litre saltwater pool.
And not having a weepy breakdown on the internet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:26, 24 replies)

You're married to a dead animal?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:37, closed)

Live ones cost too much to feed.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:03, closed)

POIDH (of either)
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:33, closed)

now dozer
I know you're thrilled that you think you've found someone who is sadder than you.

but. you haven't. so go back to wanking off over newsnight.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:21, closed)

newsnight?
Eew, no way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:51, closed)

More a Jon Snow man, eh! That's the spirit.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 21:04, closed)

Does anyone else reckon the whole "nob fartbelm" thing is going to end up going all Cape Fear?
(cs1ca, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:59, closed)

what puzzles me is where he (allegedly) got people's real-life names and employers from
if he wasn't bluffing then he probably got them from a third party, since he couldn't find his own arse with an atlas

the question is: who?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 17:32, closed)

Secret information sources
I work in IT for the MOD and can honestly say I have no idea nor interest who any of you are, though we probably have the resources here to work it out, we're just not interested to do so... Something about higher priorities and domestic terrorism the boss said.

So who gives a fuck if some lonely aussie/pommie hybrid "fartbelm" thinks he knows anything, it's really not gonna change anyones life.

More importantly, why is this guys wife stone cold? Maybe he bored her to death?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:49, closed)

nah
He's married to Steve Austin in drag
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:18, closed)