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Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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Believe me the place was GAY CLEAN which surpasses most OCD clean.
Fecal matter is the least of your worries in terms of infections.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:59, 1 reply)
Yeah I don't want aids ta.

(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:12, closed)
Well, stop being straight then. As that is the most at risk group.

(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:30, closed)

Only because gays don't share needles. Amyl-Nitrate doesn't work when injected.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:51, closed)
Oh no, resident homophobe cunt alert.

(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:55, closed)
Not a homophobe. Just a cunt.
I have to declare that some of my best friends are gay, although I do know a lesbian who is a prize twat, but she's more of an associate..

The rules of middle England ignorance means that you do have to accept that I'm not a homophobe due to the above statement. I must point that I also have blacks, Muslims, Irish people and fat people who I spend time with frequently, sometimes voluntarily, none of whom I have any issue with at all.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:25, closed)
So it's Polish folk you hate then?

(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:30, closed)
Mr Sheen is a fucking bellend

(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:10, closed)
I refer the gentleman to a previous post regarding his declaration as a homophobe.
Northern England will not put up with fancy Middle England ways and I smite you with your Christmas Issue of the Radio Times or bumper Boxing Day edition of the Daily Mail whichever is heaviest.

You may not be a homophobe but I am an unrepentant misanthrope and xenophobe, so with your association with ethnics I now hate you more. That sir is the end of it.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:36, closed)
Goddamnit.
I knew I shouldn't have married a foreigner. Although that repressed Catholic guilt thing is a lot of fun....
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:40, closed)
I'm gay and I'm pretty homophobic.
Howzat?!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:10, closed)
I'm neither gay, nor homophobic,
but I am very pretty.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:22, closed)
*bats eyelashes*

(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:54, closed)
"Get away from him you bitch."

(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:03, closed)

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