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Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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I got socks
...and, and, and a box of those little extreme chili sauces from New Mexico, and a blow up zimmer frame and a cardigan and an unexpected guest and an indoor helicopter and another bottle of Bombay Sapphire and they let me cook sprouts and eat them and didn't make me leave the room when they kicked in and then we played with Mrs. Scars new espresso machine and then we watched Dr Who.

(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:11, 10 replies)
Blow-up Zimmer frame?
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 13:18, closed)
and practical

(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 13:36, closed)
That sounds pretty fucking excellent actually.

(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:52, closed)
apart from the last bit

(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:54, closed)
I don't know
Sometimes you need a good whee...
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:35, closed)
I only wear socks once or twice then throw them away.
That's a proper shit present.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 18:34, closed)

They're shit socks, they always are. I keep them for emergencies.
(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 19:37, closed)
Never wise to shit in a sock. Even in emergencies.

(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:13, closed)
I want to see pix of the blow up zimmer frame.

(, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:35, closed)
Fill yer boots
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 0:19, closed)

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