I got socks
...and, and, and a box of those little extreme chili sauces from New Mexico, and a blow up zimmer frame and a cardigan and an unexpected guest and an indoor helicopter and another bottle of Bombay Sapphire and they let me cook sprouts and eat them and didn't make me leave the room when they kicked in and then we played with Mrs. Scars new espresso machine and then we watched Dr Who.

Whee!
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:11, 10 replies)

Blow-up Zimmer frame?
Zany!
( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 13:18, closed)

and practical

( Zuowan, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 13:36, closed)

That sounds pretty fucking excellent actually.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:52, closed)

apart from the last bit

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:54, closed)

I don't know
Sometimes you need a good whee...
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:35, closed)

I only wear socks once or twice then throw them away.
That's a proper shit present.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 18:34, closed)

They're shit socks, they always are. I keep them for emergencies.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 19:37, closed)

Never wise to shit in a sock. Even in emergencies.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:13, closed)

I want to see pix of the blow up zimmer frame.

( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:35, closed)

Fill yer boots
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B001HBJ5P2
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 0:19, closed)