There was this church inside the school...
Whose confessional was weekly used by yours truly to exercise my bowel muscles. I did not stop because they found out, but rather, some days later, when I took a bird to have a nice time around there, they left that huge pile of shit with a nice message about I now having to shit over my own shit.

Oh, and I offered some indian gods a huge vomit while wandering totally drunk in singapore. And a bottle of Tiger beer. And some pee.
(surak, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:19, 7 replies)

This story
makes me feel as if I'm missing some important point. Are you just a very peculiar individual or is there some ...sub-text?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:45, closed)

I read that as,
"I think it's perfectly acceptable to take a dump in a public place, to attempt sex in that bedumped place, and think public emesis and is hilariously funny too."

Or, more pithily, "I'm a bit hateful, really."
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:14, closed)

As someone who isnpretty anti-religion, as well as being a tad hate filled.
I still don't understand the point of shitting in a confessional then trying to shag in it.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:58, closed)

Quite.
I'm all for complaining about religion - but acting in a manner likely to pass on disease to unsuspecting members of the public is a bit low.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:39, closed)

So your story is 'I'm a bit of a wanker'?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:51, closed)

Actually
wanking seems to be the only thing he doesn't do in churches.
(ubergeekian, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:50, closed)

*cricket applause*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:54, closed)