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Tell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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trust is a terrible thing.
Some years ago I worked in a community teaching the gospel and evangalising various schools and unis across this fair land. I lived in a new part of this community situated in a wing of a convent girls school. Now, I know what you're thinking but apart from a few cheeky glances I avoided the pupils. all was well until a lovely petite blonde started alongside me. We worked well together, on and off stage, and started getting serious, despite such things being forbidden. it was at this point that as we'd behaved ourselves in the eyes of sister bernard (older nuns still have male saints names) that the allowed us out of school hours use of the facilities. Now the basketball, tennis court, and pool were ours to use. yes, a pool. Blondie and I started 'swimming' almost every time we got and were interrupted a few times forcing us to actually swim. one night, during underwater coitus sister michael, a lovely ancient and thankfully very badly sighted old nun came in through the unlockable (and very rarley used) door to their quarters to ask if after swimming could I please come and see them as the fuse box or somesuch was playing up. She stayed and chatted for a few minutes, then left, oblivious to both the other locked doors and the fact we were both completley naked. we stopped swimming after that, and stayed in our rooms giggling about the missionary position. The school's shut now and I still can't see a nun without smiling.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:48, 7 replies)
so, you went to catholic schools to preach the gospel, and fucked a colleague because you weren't allowed to touch the pupils?
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:52, closed)
I did marry her.. 12 years and counting.
Edit:most of the gilrs were jailbait, not my thing.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:56, closed)
I know how you feel.
I'll fuck my wife, but I'll be thinking of our kids.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:52, closed)
I do the same!
When I fuck your wife.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:09, closed)
Funny, I think of his wife when...
...no, I can't finish that actually...
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:15, closed)
I thought most people just think of Margaret Thatcher to stop themselves finishing.

(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:17, closed)
But not finishing is bad.
I mean, you'll leave his kids disappointed.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:18, closed)
you've got to be careful about going down that road, that Pavlov can be a right bastard.

(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 19:11, closed)
Great, now I'm going to be thinking of drooling dogs *and* Margaret Thatcher.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:34, closed)

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:48, closed)
It sounds like you don't believe
in what you were preaching.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:02, closed)

becoming 'involved' with co-workers was only forbidden to stop clique groups developing in a community. we preached many messages, most of which I still uphold. The cheeky looks were from girls 16+ and I was then 18, It was love with blondie from the start but that doesn't make a good 'going to hell' story now does it?
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:24, closed)
Actually, it does.
Impure thoughts are a sin.
Sex before marriage is a sin.
Your are a sinner, yet preaching.
I bet you even wore a condom, though that only matters to child-fuckers and ex-Nazis in dresses, it would seem.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:46, closed)

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