Middle class
Yeah, I'm middle class. I own my own house, run my own business and have a nice German car parked on the driveway (which I also own outright).

That doesn't mean that I don't like to rough it with the chavs, err, sorry, "commoners", sometimes. I remember a friend who was a bit, shall we say, working class, who took me into her local pub. Spit and sawdust. But to be fair, the atmosphere was great. Then we got a kebab from a dodgy burger van on the way home.

Next time we went out, I picked the venue. We went to a fairly classy restaurant followed by a film at the multiplex. She was bored stupid.

I think it's safe to say that I enjoyed the commoner's night far more than she enjoyed the middle-class night. It takes all sorts I guess.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 20:30, 28 replies)

Is your favourite pastime being kicked in the balls?

( .Yeti., Tue 25 Mar 2014, 20:44, closed)

Yeah right, like anyone you date would fail to be impressed by a happy meal and a tri to see 'Ice Age 3'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:25, closed)

One of the sorts it takes
claims to brawl with traffic coppers for no reason, and then use a pocket sized item of smashable technology to protect themselves from immediate physical (and inevitable legal) reprisals.

Whodathunkit?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:27, closed)

AND fucks underagers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:33, closed)

Well to be fair, that was only ever alleged,
by those who inferred it from the his level of protest.

All the other crap he alleged himself!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:07, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/guiltysecrets/post88784
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:10, closed)

Oh wow. I stand corrected.
Corrected, stunned, shocked and appalled, bemused, surprised, dismayed and revolted.
Oh, and amused.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:14, closed)

Oh come one, you can't be shocked to find out that he's actually a real kiddy fucker.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:47, closed)

Wait, there's more
b3ta.com/questions/wankbank/post1713280
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:49, closed)

Oh. Right.
Not really shocked... I mainly just wanted to list a bunch of verbs.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 23:12, closed)

Just in case any of the above is not clear to you,
the unanimous impression of you as a person around here is that you are a bullshitting paedophile cunt.
( .Yeti., Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:39, closed)

Yo
I've always admired people who own their own driveways.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:49, closed)

If it's not a rock salt one, it aint worth shit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:53, closed)

I have a saltwater driveway...
...or moat.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:08, closed)

Hang on to it.
Those Trabants will be collectable shortly, mark my words.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:18, closed)

Get it right! Own house.... That'll be a Argos tent, anyone can pick up a mot failure BMW for a hundred notes and own business? He's a big issue seller!
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:58, closed)

alright paedo dullwit fuckend
nobody brags about owning a car 'outright', you povvo paedorapist

Kiss kiss.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 0:14, closed)

Hey, I had outright ownership of my first car!
My cash purchase of a clapped out Vauxhall Nova marked me out as the high-roller I was destined to become.
When I sold it on for £20, I like to think I was affording someone else the same opportunities that I had been fortunate enough to enjoy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:03, closed)

I've never owned a car anything other than 'outright'.
What sort of payday loan hand-to-mouth bottom feeding pleb takes out finance for a car?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:09, closed)

Come to think of it, all of my cars have been owned outright,
barring the current one. Strikes me that "owning a car outright" is so unexceptional as to not even be worth thinking about (which was your original point).
Tragically, I've just outed myself as a bottom-feeding pleb.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:10, closed)

Bottomist.
You probably buy sliced bread.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:12, closed)

I believe I met his brother at the tory conference.
Boris Dullwit-Fuckend.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:40, closed)

^Watches ITV

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 6:51, closed)

Going to the cinema is the exclusive preserve of the middle-classes?
What about nonce-punching? Are the working-classes allowed in on that?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:55, closed)

Why aren't you in prison?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:12, closed)

Too thick, too dull.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 9:45, closed)

Too rich
Owns his own driveway and 1989 Polo outright, must be loaded.
(squigbobble existed, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:43, closed)

The friend was called Deborah,
wasn't she.
(squigbobble existed, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:54, closed)