Anti Cheese League
Cheese is the jism of the devil and thus I have founded the above.

Rules are: you need to really hate cheese, a lot.

Activities: go into a restaurant have a large meal, then order cheese and biscuits. When the waiter brings over the cheese board knock it out of his hand and then stamp all the cheese into the carpet shouting "DIE, DIE, YOU MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE WANK-WEASEL"
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:01, 16 replies)

I fucking love this.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:15, closed)

is it because he did a swear?

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:25, closed)

nope
It's because cheese is wrong.

Gone off milk is all it is, which is then stirred with a farmer's cock.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:35, closed)

I agree - a bit
cold cheese is awful, cheese on pizza or toast is ace.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:48, closed)

As my credentials for entry...
I submit this repost from 2004:

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One of my earliest memories was on a family holiday to France, when I was about 3, and being abandoned on a dusty street in Saint Jean de Luz for a seemingly interminable time after refusing point blank to enter a fromagerie.

I'm actually not against all cheese. Melted mozarella is OK, basically because it doesn't actually taste or smell of "real" cheese in any way, and it's usually flavoured nicely with peperoni, mushrooms, onions and spicy beef.

But it is a complete mystery to me why anyone would, under any circumstances, put in their mouth a lump of crud from the bottom of a vat of mouldy milk, that has then been left on a shelf for a year to get even more mouldy, and then go on about how lovely and mouldy it actually is. Idiots. You can get worse by using goat's milk, which then stinks of cheese and goats.

Look at this: (From the Sun website).

[Linkrot claimed this image, way back in the mists of ancient time - it was a picture of a fly on some blue cheese.]

You will notice that the fly is not actually eating the cheese. Flies have standards, you know.

So, that's my nomination. Cheese. The most disgusting food in the world, bar none.

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I expect to be vice-president, at the very least. And if I'm not, I'll come round your house and shove Stilton through your letterbox. Ah, hahahaha.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:29, closed)

Well done Sir!
I second your nomination.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:10, closed)

You're both clearly nonces.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 19:42, closed)

If cheese was a crack whore
It would be your mum
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:37, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/clubsandgangs/post1651551
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:38, closed)

Your palate's not developed since you were three?
Does your mum still pass your food through a mouli, too?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:12, closed)

My palette has developed a lot...
...just not in direction of mouldy stinky curd-scum.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:38, closed)

wheycist
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:15, closed)

That pun never o-curd to me.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 5:31, closed)

You're all wrong
Cheeses died so your sins could be forgiven.
(username failed moderation, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:55, closed)

It's true
Are we not told that Blessed are the Cheesemakers?
(rockdoctor, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:01, closed)

lolwaki

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 19:28, closed)