English Girls who copy American porn stars whilst having sex
There's really need to talk dirty if you're not that good at it, it makes you sound look like you're having an episode of tourettes.

Also stop trying to lick your nipples, as it doesn't look appealing when you twist yourself up in a mad effort to arouse me. You end up looking like a sweary quasimodo.

And don't wank too hard, our cocks aren't stuck corks you know...
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:46, 7 replies)

Oh yes...
All of the above.

*click*
( snee held his breath since, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:50, closed)

It's a real skill that
giving a good hand job. It's easy doing it to yourself, because of the years of practice and the feedback mechanism. But women have neither of those.

I'm prepared to let my girlfriend practice as much as she likes though. With guidance!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:52, closed)

Strange this one,
If she's right handed, get her to use her left. Or vice-versa.
Must be something to do with the fact they're practised at doing it differently to themselves or something.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:11, closed)

I've tried getting her to use both hands (not at the same time!)
but she's still at a disadvantage in that she doesn't have her own cock to practise on!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:16, closed)

Hold on...
they're NOT supposed to have 'em?
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:27, closed)

usually the top tip:
Don't grip with your little finger at all, just use the top 2 or 3.

You'd be amazed how much of your grip strength comes from that little finger. Try it.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:17, closed)

In my current situation
I'd be very happy to have any girl try her American Porn Star routine on me! :o) In fact, any women who want to work on their technique, I am a very willing test subject...
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:05, closed)