Lesbian Porn
OK - I know this was in the question but I have always wondered about this one.

As a gay man, I have never worked out why my straight male friends get turned on by the idea of two women having sex. Of course, I am at the other end of the spectrum and can't relate to either of the participants (I am not a woman and I don't fancy women) but I don't see what straight men get out of it.

At least with straight porn there is something for everyone.
(BearWithLittleBrain, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:29, 19 replies)

You know that theory that everyone is bisexual, it's just a question of how much?
Well, straight men belive even the strictest lesbians secretly fancy men. Which, of course, means a threesome.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:31, closed)

That's absolute bollocks.
I'm a straight man, I don't believe the strictest lesbians are bisexual, but yes - I would love to encounter a couple of bi girls for a threesome - the idea of having one sit on my face while the other rides me like the wind is awesomeness personified.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:35, closed)

*nurses semi*

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:36, closed)

Nurses.... Semi!

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:42, closed)

You are
A man after my own heart!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:29, closed)

Well, let me put it this way...
Straight men like women and women parts. Lesbian porn contains only women and their parts.

Now what I do find confusing is that a lesbian friend of mine likes watching gay porn (the man on man variety).
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:34, closed)

Well put sir
I personally don't like 'normal' porn (man and woman).

As a man I like lady bits, so for me it's lesbian or solo all the way. Why would I want to see another dude's meat truncheon.

Is it just me?
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:46, closed)

Well I don't think it's so much the "looking at another man's meat truncheon"...
I like watching Man/Woman porn, but because I like seeing the woman enjoying getting a good seeing to by a skilled bloke. Er, have I said too much?
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:50, closed)

i like man on woman porn too but
usually 50% of a porn video is her sucking him off making fake sex noises

thats just boring

lesbian porn is better because of this
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 9:41, closed)

Why would I want to see another dude's meat truncheon?
Exactly. I feel inadequate enough without some freak of nature pointing a baby's-arm-holding-a-toffee-apple at me.

Plus the whole bit about why is he there and not me? (Refer to first paragraph of this post for a possible answer)
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:56, closed)

Also
the cock and balls of a stranger (or any man for that instance) is pretty disgusting. And also the threat of seeing his twitching rabbit-nose is enough to put off any arousal.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:28, closed)

That makes sense
I suppose my question is more general - why do straight men find the idea of lady-on-lady sex a turn on?

Neither lady is likely to be interested in the bloke is she. Is she?
(BearWithLittleBrain, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:35, closed)

Sexuality - it's a funny old world, innit?
Thank fuck it can't be explained away with a mathematical formula :D
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:42, closed)

I'm pretty sure none of them are real lesbians, aren't they just doing it for money, i.e 'gay for pay'.
(Benzyl, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:21, closed)

They're not
It's fake lesbian porn. Real lesbian porn is nasty, sweaty, real sex stuff. None of your 'long blond hair, long nails and makeup, stroky-stroky, shaved fanny' bullshit..
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:32, closed)

4 tits
2 vaginas

and no-one else to please but myself

I think sums it up to this straight bloke
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:36, closed)

Speaking as a lesbian trapped in a straight man's body...
...I'm too confused to comment.
(Lo Pan is in big trouble, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:03, closed)

A few
straight woman I know actively prefer man-on-man porn. But for different reasons to guys who like girl-on-girl, who generally look at it as twice the woman with no man. Gay porn for girls apparantly is quite freeing, weirdly enough
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:23, closed)

Because there's nothing worse
as a straight man, than watching a guy's wrinkly scrotum smack up against some woman's arse
(d371ght back again since, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:58, closed)