Blow jobs
Nope. Sorry. Don't understand the attraction.

I'm as red-blooded a male as you're ever likely to meet, but face-fucking leaves me cold. I just don't get it. Why would I think it erotic - hell, why would I think it even minimally decent - to expect someone to accept a mouthful of spunk? It strikes me as indicative of a deeply brutal, misogynistic way of seeing a partner.

(I accept that the last sentence belies a heterosexual bias - but you can alter the sex of the "recipient" if you want. It's an unpleasant way to treat another person either way.)

But now the oddity: I don't feel the same way about going down on a woman. I quite like that.






I realise that I don't often answer QsotW in earnest. Normal abuse will be resumed shortly.
(Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:29, 12 replies)

nutter
that is all
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:46, closed)

actually no...
mrs spimf and i have been together 20 years. i have the utmost love and respect for her, you say...

'It strikes me as indicative of a deeply brutal, misogynistic way of seeing a partner.'

i do beg to differ but then i would venture that probably the 'executive' (a little invention of mine) would not be to your taste...

batter a fat line

recline in sofa dent

spark up (brandy or whisky in other hand obv)

watch fave porn scene whilst being 'attended to'

splendid!

EDIT: mrs spimf has taken great exception to this - she has insisted i point out the following

1. it was HER invention

2. 21 years actually
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:51, closed)

^^^
...agreed. There's not a lot better than what you have just described.
(dchurch bah, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:55, closed)

Still not sold on 'em

(Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:35, closed)

I have to say I agree with you.
For precisely the same reasons.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:42, closed)

gayer
:D
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:21, closed)

you're doing it wrong
And I take it you don't reciprocate?
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 7:54, closed)

Me either...
The ex significant other is probably the only woman who's made a blowjob anyway near enjoyable, but I prefer to go down on a woman rather than have then suck me off...
( snee held his breath since, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:22, closed)

I'm a gayer...
And I don't like getting them much either. I mean, they're OK. But I'd much rather give head than receive it.
(IChewCandlewax, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:04, closed)

Madness
utter, fucking, madness.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:15, closed)

I can help here. No, not like that. *tuts*
I used to agree with you, until I was 28. Then I got a good one... world of difference.
(johnnyevil, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:29, closed)

Weeeeeell...
I think part of the allure of the blow job is that it's sort of "dirty"
Some people like that sort of thing. Me? Meh.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 1:36, closed)