Harry Cunting Fuckface Potter
A book about some cunt who goes to boarding school and waves his magic wand at fellow students and faculty members.

If I hear one more grown adult extolling the virtues of this kiddy's series I am going to club them to death with a real book. Something good like a Philip K Dick novel or a Vonnegut. Or, I might choke them "ironically" with a fucking awful Dan Brown (he's another shit-slurper who should be exterminated for the good of humanity).

What is the attraction? Do they read it because it's full of short words? Is it just the right size to lube up and touch all the way round their anal openings? They fuck me right off. The only mitigating reason for the continuing existence of this set of mediocre fantasy novels is to tell me who to avoid. It's a badge of idiocy for anyone dull enough to brag about reading one.

Fuck off Harry Potter.
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:26, 5 replies)

I just don't understand
why that Hermoine Granger didn't develop into a real class A bint. She had all the makings as a youngster...
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:37, closed)

One good thing about it is
it got my son into the habit of reading books and turning off the console.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:47, closed)

I have nothing against kids reading them.
Good for your son.... unless he's in his twenties. In which case he should pick up a real book ;)
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:47, closed)

It was a lot worse a fw years ago, about the time the first movie and third book came out. You simply couldn't open a newspaper listen to the radio watch TV or go ANYWHERE without being constantly exposed to the hype. Completely put me off without ever reading any, I deliberately never went to see ET the movie for much the same reason.
(Benzyl, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:02, closed)

I think it's no bad thing
for an adult to not be interested in children's books.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:03, closed)