'The Sun'
If you're too retarded to read a real paper then just buy the fucking Beano.
(powermonkey poo is a weapon, monkeys use it, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:11, 11 replies)

there's never any titties in the beano!
well, not that i remember from my youth...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:14, closed)

I don't know
there was that one girl. A right minx if a remember rightly.
( Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:14, closed)

If you want to see tits
there are three million of the fuckers that read it every day, cant miss them.
(powermonkey poo is a weapon, monkeys use it, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:16, closed)

^ding ^ding

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:32, closed)

LOL
good one!
Badum-tish.
only ever look at it (not read it, you understand) when the joiner and i go to Doug's Diner for breakfast...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:44, closed)

Nowt wrong with the currant bun
At least it doesn't pretend to be high literature.

The Daily Mail on the other hand, pretends to be oh so reasonable whilst peddling shite.... Poisonous fetid rag that it is
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:07, closed)

no,
but there's more news in it
(rollerdisco, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:55, closed)

or worse
the Sport
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:37, closed)

Agreed
I'd recommend to anyone, by the way, 'Stick it up your punter' by Peter Chippindale and Chris Horrie. It's about the Sun when it was first bought by Rupert Murdoch and edited by Kelvin McKenzie.

It's both hilarious and terrifying.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:38, closed)

One of the reviews on Amazon, by Ricky Ratton from, and I quote "essex mate essex"
"Lovely stuff. I love the sun mate, cant get enough of it. sometimes they put to much news and politics in, who cares about that mate. If i wanted to know about tony blair or where scotland is id read the gardian.

my only thing i dont like is they got rid of the page 7 fella they should cut down on the bristols and bring back the hunky boys. maybe have one of our lovely armed forces lads posing in little camaflage pants. support our troops, lets see em in just there pants, thats what i say.

oh yes, You give me the sun and my gay times, an ill be paintballing gypsies and invading france before you can say 'ill show you what a waterboarding is soldier boy'

the sun relly brightens up my day. theres only one place the sun dont shine, if you ask me nicely ill show you where that place is. its a well trodden path my friend an many a good cabin boy has come unstuck but with the right man and a tub of special 'jelly' i knows we can pull thro."
(TheColonel, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:33, closed)

disagree...
im as sharp as a citrus soaked drag queen

i love the sun - because it IS a comic

i get half my vitriol just from there

how else am i expected to monitor chavs?

mix with them?

fuck that
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 0:10, closed)