Bindun but...
Religion.

I don't understand how people who can otherwise be intelligent, be duped into worshipping a giant man in the sky or having good "karma" so they can be reborn as a super-models tampon.

How is it that Christians, Jews and Muslims seem to believe they have a "peaceful" God (Except of course for the warring minority within each religion) When HE in every scripture orders the massacre of millions of people, another interesting fact to note about this, is that satan, the great evil doesn't actually kill anyone.

I kind of understand why European pagans worshipped nature, but then where the hell did human sacrifice come from? What possible good could come from removing people from the earth in the name of Woden?

Buddhists and Hindus, Religions of pity, they work by assuming that they are better than everyone who is not of their persuasion, so that everyone else gets reborn as a dog turd, while they get reborn as a Golden Lotus or a Cow. So as an act of goodwill, they give you moeny or something else because it will increase their "good karma", this is a paradox, because you're being selfish, and wait a moment, that's "bad karma" open your eyes you mongs.

Even atheists get my goat, I don't care if you don't believe in God, just fuck off and let me go through life without going to your stupid rally whilst vaguely applying Nietzche's work to your goals, you egotistical prick.
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 1:03, 6 replies)

You lost me at the end there
Since when did being an atheist involve participating in stupid rallies whilst vaguely applying Nietzche's work to one's goals?

You either believe this crap or you don't, surely?
( revolution now 👊, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 1:13, closed)

Well done.
You're angry without understanding any of things you're angry about.
I'd tell you to fuck off back to QOTW, but, you know...
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 1:16, closed)

shame
meandering rambling answer

we all know religion is bullshit

but we expect wit, insight or at least bum gags here

our invisible friend
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 3:19, closed)

Militant atheists are just as bad as militant Christians.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 4:39, closed)

Seems you /really/ don't know your history.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:13, closed)

Just don't be a dick.
Honestly, I try to ignore religion in general.

If I *was* making commandments, though....

1. Don't be a dick to yourself or others.
2. Try to make the world better with your passing.
3. Make more baked goods.
(Scritty Bakerman., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 5:19, closed)