Okay..
People who wink at you whilst telling you a shit joke.

People who pretend to be 'wacky' and then regurgitate up what ever shite has filtered through the wretched remains of their inner skull in the last 24 hours. Such as 'Waaaazaaaaap' 'Doh!' or 'I don't belieeeve it!'

Ringtones. All of them.

English people who play American football.

Twats who live their life by status updates.

Olives.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 1:04, 7 replies)

Olives?
fuck you
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 1:31, closed)

there's
fuck all wrong with olives.
(dchurch bah, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 7:44, closed)

I don't understand anybody who plays American football. Even Americans. Same goes for rugby. I'd rather not play a game where the whole point is to run as hard as you can into another person and break their heads. I dunno, but that's just not my idea of a good time. I like my teeth where they are, thanks.
Plus, the rules don't make any sense.
I'm with CADmonkey on the olives issue, though. Olives are awesome.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 2:05, closed)

ummm
How do you hear your phone?
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 2:09, closed)

Vibrate
It's either silent in my pocket or vibrating on my desk.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 2:40, closed)

Snap...
I don't do ringtones.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:05, closed)

Um
I like olives..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:40, closed)