FHMs 100 Sexiest Women List
Obviously voted for by 13 year olds who simply vote for the last woman they tossed one out over when she appeared in her skimpies in the mag the month the votes opened. These kids wouldn't know a real woman if they tied them to a bed, made them come five times, and slapped them with a 2 by 4 with the words "I'm a real woman" painted on it.

The winner is normally some dimble-brained vacuous waste of oxygen, probably in Hollyoaks, whilst genuinely attractive women (that's attractive, not just large breasted), usually hover around the 80-100 mark.

One may manage to illegally immigrant themselves into the top 10.

Here's this years top 10:

1: Cheryl Cole
2: Megan Fox
3: Jessica Alba
4: Britney Spears
5: Keeley Hazell
6: Adriana Lima
7: Elisha Cuthbert
8: Kristin Kreuk
9: Anna Friel
10:Freida Pinto

Sorry, but only Anna Friel works for me from that list. Maybe Kristen Kreuk. And I had to look up who three of them were, which I take as a good reflection of my choice of reading material and entertainment choices.
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 8:36, 12 replies)

But Jessica Alba is just fine
in Sin City
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 8:57, closed)

I dont know 5 of those names
and Megan Fox looks like she would be sticky if you touched her
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:14, closed)

Anna Friel and Jesssica Alba
would, would and would. Infact, I wouldn't get off.

No wee Jimmy Krankie again this year I see.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:22, closed)

Huh
1. Dunno. Is she the one who married the footballer so people won't think that he's gay or she's racist?
2. Just watched TF2 the other night, and she had some fine boob-jiggling, running-away-from-explosions scenes, so that's fair enough.
3. She was hot in Sin City. No idea what she's done since then.
4. Are you fucking kidding me?
5. Who?
6. Never heard of her.
7. Or her.
8. Rings a bell, but I can't think who she is...oh, the chick from Smallville? Fair enough
9. Fancied the arse off her since Brookside.
10. No idea. Some sort of car?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:30, closed)

I always thought it was more voted for by the beer swilling dickheads
Who buy the tabloids, can't get enough football and appear on the Ibiza Uncovered style programs.

Although how on earth Britney Spears managed to sneak in there, I have no idea.
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:51, closed)

Also I knew them all except number 10 who was in Slumdog Millionaire apparently
Should I be ashamed?
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:52, closed)

I was genuinely surpsised she crept in
(but I still didn't know who she was)
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:15, closed)

Must agree with the Friel
Saw her this week on stage in Breakfast at Tiffany's - Gorgeous (and butt naked too!) and a great choice for Holly Golightly.

Thinking about it, my tastes tend to gravitate to the past Hollywood eras for beautiful women - Audrey Hepburn being a case in point.
(cliftos2000, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:13, closed)

Megan Fox
is what happens when a mad scientist programs all the things that should be attractive into a computer, throws an entire team of beauticians and spray-tanners in as well and forgets to create a personality thus rendering the body pretty neligible.

Jennifer Connelly all the way. She is truely gorgeous
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:25, closed)

Jessica alba
Well whilst i agree with what your saying to some extent you can't dismiss Jessica Alba or Megan Fox.
(redman89, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:08, closed)

I can discount Megan Fox
the aussie woman in the first Transformers was AFR more attractive.

Megan Fox is, by all accounts, dim as a 10 watt bulb and thinks she's charlie big potatoes because teenagers regularly pop one out over pics of her.

Humility can be sexy, modesty can be sexy...

Standing around in your pants for money is not particularly sexy
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:14, closed)

Being thick as 2 short planks, or a bitch, or whatever
doesn't mean she isn't hot.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:37, closed)