Umm...
Have you ever actually even seen a picture of a naked woman?

Because you clearly weren't listening in your biology lessons... O_o

/Professor kenny martin
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:21, 1 reply)

i think you need quite a lot of biology lessons
human eggs are tiny - you could fit a dozen or more on the head of a pin (or your brain)

the blood comes from part of the lining of the cervix and primarily 'flushes' the human egg out.

chickens eggs are in comparison millions of times bigger - wrapped in shell and can be forced out by muscular contaction - ie no blood

its just you thats a bit cracked
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:26, closed)

Actually spimf, it was me that wasn't paying attention...
I was on my girlfriend's phone, without realising.

And failing at trying to raise a smile, without realising.

And being drunker than I realised, without... ...erm... ...realising O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:32, closed)

The lining of the cervix??
The lining of the uterus, dear boy. The cervix is that funny nobbly thing at the very far end of the vagina that feels a little bit like the very end of your nose.

Latin term, Fuckus JadeGoodyus.
( Sallyrsm, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 20:14, closed)

you are of course correct
i should however point out i have yet to pick bits of shell out of my wifes clopper







yet
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 20:44, closed)

For the love of all that is holy!
Don't try it. Really. Don't.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 20:49, closed)

...
...and chickens aren't humans. You don't braise lady thighs in red wine or bread lady breasts and fry til crunchy. I hope. You don't eat lady eggs and you don't go down on chickens, either. It's the crazies out there that anthropomorphisize food animals that make vegetarians all look nuts.
( salamander, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 21:31, closed)