Lesbian Pr0n.
I do not get either. Well, the made for straight men kind, that features tow barbie-doll lookalikes with giant (and terrifying) acrylic nails and every act is generally done three feet away from each other (and the relevant, ahem, parts of the body)
what about the poor ladies such as myself that go for the more dykey lesbians? i can't afford subscriptions to websites like the crash pad series etc. it's a modern day tragedy, i tell you.
(charlottebronte stalking through the moors, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:20, 10 replies)

Oooo! what's this crash pad series?

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:45, closed)

The Crash Pad Series
or, as my girlfriend says, 'porn for the more discerning lesbian' featuring amongst other things, actual lesbians, and many delicious soft butches. but it's a cash subscription and i am a scungy broke student, boo.
crashpadseries.com/
(charlottebronte stalking through the moors, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:14, closed)

Straight bloke here
Didn't like the look of that, but don't like the barbie dolls either.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:34, closed)

Try Pornhub
It's free, and has an amateur filter that tends to give you something more realistic.

Those nails always make me cringe. Just looking at them makes me want to cross my legs and sew up my vag to all potential intruders.
(stimpy, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:11, closed)

i don't know any girl
who doesn't cringe seeing those nails! aaaaaah. i am right now at the mere thought.
(charlottebronte stalking through the moors, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:15, closed)

It's not just the girls
To quote one of my boys from some time ago, "If you think that thing is massaging my prostate, I'm fitting razorwire and guard dogs to me chocolate starfish"*

*May have been slightly paraphrased
(stimpy, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 10:17, closed)

I have a week off work
It is now going to be very unproductive
(DryGoldfish, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:42, closed)

hurrah!
that's the spirit.
(charlottebronte stalking through the moors, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:01, closed)

I know I'm back on the meat and two veg but I do have a soft spot for dykey porn with a capital D.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:17, closed)

Not a clue, to be honest
it turns me right off seeing fake bullshit porn. I'd far rather see two (or more) people actually looking like they're enjoying themselves.
Mind you, pichunter is worth a look.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:52, closed)