Birds
They look nice (some of them) but they are thick.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:40, 8 replies)

Yup
Some nice boobies here.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:42, closed)

ha ha ha
that actually had me chuckling out loud.

'tis true though.

Even my GF, who I thought was quite bright. A wheel bearing has worn out in the back of my car; on the way home from work I said "I think that noise is something to do with the stereo you know...",

"really?"

"Yeah, watch."

I turned the stereo right up and shouted "See, you can't hear it any more".

"Oh yeah!" she says.

Doh!
(dchurch bah, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:43, closed)

Here's mine
years ago she had a black and white TV, I had a spare video recorder. "Do you want it?" I asked. "Can a video record in black and white?" She asked. Tut.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:47, closed)

Ha
Love it.
(dchurch bah, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:57, closed)

Don't you think it might be that you can only attract the thick ones?

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 22:04, closed)

Err
No.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 22:20, closed)

i tend to find the smart ones
:D
( weaver., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:26, closed)

parrots
are surprisingly clever.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:54, closed)