Hmmmmmmm
A disturbance in the force I feel. Much anger in this QOTW there is.

Anger leads to hate, hate leads to fear, fear leads to s-u-f-f-e-r-i-n-g...

A Jedi you will be not...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:00, 11 replies)

I'll tell you what leads to suffering, Yoda...
Ignoring the fact that the Supreme Chancellor of the galaxy is a fucking Sith, that's what. And pissing off the boy who was conceived by the midi-Chlorians? Bad move.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:08, closed)

I watched Episode III
the other night. Had to turn it off after that fella out of Pulp Fiction got offed by the gay bloke with the gay hair. I mean, first Mr Pulp Fiction wants to take the Sith lord prisoner, then he decides he has to kill him... Fuck me... Talk about changing your mind sharpish. I think the technical term for the plot for that flick is 'bollocks'... 'utter fucking bollocks', if you want extra brownie points and to get all arty-farty about it.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:11, closed)

Also, if memory serves...
Wasn't it: "fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to s-u-f-f-e-r-i-n-g?"


I am deeply ashamed that I know the script that well.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:14, closed)

You are almost certainly correct, sir
I - on the other hand - am almost certainly talking out my arse.

AND WHY THE FUCK DID YODA HAVE A LITTLE HOVER CHAIR?!? HE CAN USE THE FUCKING FORCE AND FUCKING FLY EVERYWHERE!!!

IT MAKES NO SENSE!!! NONE AT ALL!!! ARRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
( SpankyHanky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:17, closed)

Ah, the hover chair...
yet another shitehawk shortcut from Lucas that confirms the fact that he gives more of a fuck about Special Effects than he does about continuity and plot flow.

That whole scene could've been done without them walking along - thus negating the requirement for the quimbrick hover chair...but Oh no, Georgey Boy has to make the most of the half arsed-digital Matte scenes - cos he's spunked a whole 100 Australian dollars on it (filming in Oz - another move based purely on maximising his own profits)

Thanks for filling me with this rage Spanky, If that fucking teacher says one bad thing about my boy I'm going to CUNT HER IN THE FUCK!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:23, closed)

Well thanks...
For dragging back memories of Episode 1.

In the passing of time - I grew to accept that movie as a scene-setter...but Jar-cunting-Jar is still a bridge too far.

Loving your work as always Spanks - on the subject of Movies, Have you conceded that Ghostbusters 2 isn't as good as the first one yet?

Ignore me - I went out for a liquid lunch and am still a bit squiffy

and I have flakelet 1's parent's evening tonight...doh.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:11, closed)

I managed half of Episode I
recently before the dvd ended up being used as a glittery and rather fetching frizbee. Jar Jar Binks - WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THAT ABOUT??? If I ever meet George Lucas I'll kick him square in the balls for that fucking monstrosity. Though I imagine Mr Lucas has bodyguards and always wears a protective cup; that'll teach him to infect my brain with a seven foot tall amphibious bastard.

Parents evening... Jesus... Just remember to keep your trousers on, mate.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:14, closed)

Oh god....

I knew I'd forgotten something.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:15, closed)

You can have your cock hanging out your fly
for the sake of fashion. Just don't point it at anyone.

Parents evenings... Now there's a whole QOTW in that alone. I'll never forget the look of unadulterated pride on my mum's face when Mrs Durno, my form tutor at the time, showed her the collection of willies she'd stored up that I'd made out of blu-tac when I should've been doing work. They were incredibly lifelike; had the veins and everything.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:21, closed)

Don't do what I did
tell the English teacher than she meant sitting when she said sat.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:48, closed)

Gah
Cheers SH, now I'm thinking in Yoda speak. Again.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:26, closed)